One Flew - Dark Bachelor Challenge d1
Oct 28, 2008 0:15:36 GMT
Post by andavri on Oct 28, 2008 0:15:36 GMT
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. Bachelor Challenge day one.
Kiri: I swear, Ashley, there are rats in here!
Chipmunk: I resent that, the place might not be the cheeriest of places to spend a week, Miss Kiri, but there are no rats!
Kiri: What about you?
Chipmunk: I'm a chipmunk, different species entirely.
And here we have Felicity, glued, as she often was, to the TV.
Felicity: Do you have to talk? I'm trying to watch a movie.
Chipmunk: Why, yes! Yes, I do. I have an overwhelming fondness for the sound of my own voice.
Chipmunk: Hey! She's talking during the movie!
Felicity: She's not a rodent.
Lily: This is a really good movie.
Chipmunk:... how can you see it through Moon's head...? Or is it through Whitney's back?
Lily: X-ray vision.
Chipmunk: ... Oh, right...
Left to right: Whitney talking to Sarah, Ashley walking past, Kellen talking to Felicity, and Lily talking to Kiri.
Lily: I hope we get a trip to the beach after this.
Chipmunk: *sigh*
Felicity: When do we get to the kissing? The kissing sounds fun.
Kellen: Kissing is good. When do we get to that?
Chipmunk: Whenever it says so in the challenge.
Kellen: Have you seen the bars on the doors? Is this a prison.
Chipmunk: It was an aesthetic choice, and no, it's a loony bin.
Felicity: A former loony bin.
Chipmunk: *looks around* ... I stand by my statement.
Kiri and Lily both looking pretty.
Lily: The tatters on my sleeves defy gravity.
Chipmunk: Look on the bright side, most of Kiri's dress does too,
Kellen: Kiri, you look lovely.
Kiri: Why, thank you.
Chipmunk: *stage whisper* Eyes up, Kellen, eyes up!
Kiri: What was that?
Chipmunk: Must have been a... ghost?
Random meal shot, notice that Kellen is eating a salad and Whitney, Moon, and Ashley all chose turkey.
A slightly better shot of Sarah.
Sarah: From the back.
Chipmunk: She has me there.
Sarah profile and Kiri skipping lunch entirely and heading straight on to desert.
Kiri: Just Jell-o. No chocolate cake.
Chipmunk: I'll complain to management.
Kellen: No, the big rodent in the sky said we couldn't have a stove, something about insurance rates.
Chipmunk: ... At least he didn't call me a rat precisely...
Lily: So when did she say the kissing came.
Whitney: She left it kind of vague.
Felicity back at the TV.
Felicity: And you're still talking.
Chipmunk: She has me there.
Another movie.
Chipmunk: I didn't think chickens played checkers.
Felicity: I didn't think chipmunks talked.
Chipmunk: ... Memo to me, get a cheesecake shot of her in the shower.
Lily: Cowboys used to make chili on the trails.
Moon: Chili sounds good.
Felicity: No stove.
Chipmunk: Insurance!
Ashley paying moon a compliment. At least it's not on her neckline and Felicity and Whitney standing around watching.
Chipmunk: Where are Sarah and Kellen... Whoa totally did not see that coming... Look ma, almost no heels!
Sarah: I like sports.
Chipmunk: Too bad neither of you are very good at them. *whistles innocently*
Just the edge of Whitney's bloomers as she watches TV with Kiri, Felicity and Ashley hang out and Moon sits down.
Just Moon looking very pretty and gothic.
Sarah: ... and kissing...
Chipmunk: This kissing thing keeps coming up.
Kellen: Agh! What's she doing?
Chipmunk: I believe she's tickling you, Kellen.
Kellen: Oh, well, you can't blame me for being... concerned. You're the one who's always saying she's evil.
Chipmunk: Yeah, but she's a nice sort of evil.
Kellen: That tickles!
More pointless "I'm pretty" shots
Kiri: It's never pointless to say you're pretty.
Chipmunk: Very true.
Chipmunk: Kellen! Eyes up
Lily: That "ghost" sounds and awful lot like the Chipmunk in the sky.
Chipmunk: Just Chipmunk is fine.
Kiri's bored--and still defying gravity.
Kiri: My boobs wouldn't dare slip.
Chipmunk: *cough* You might get more compliments that way...
Kiri: Hmph, I don't need those sorts of compliments.
And Sarah playing catch with Whitney, who has been strangely quiet through out this episode to finish off the day. (They're still not any good at catching)
~Steph
Kiri: I swear, Ashley, there are rats in here!
Chipmunk: I resent that, the place might not be the cheeriest of places to spend a week, Miss Kiri, but there are no rats!
Kiri: What about you?
Chipmunk: I'm a chipmunk, different species entirely.
And here we have Felicity, glued, as she often was, to the TV.
Felicity: Do you have to talk? I'm trying to watch a movie.
Chipmunk: Why, yes! Yes, I do. I have an overwhelming fondness for the sound of my own voice.
Chipmunk: Hey! She's talking during the movie!
Felicity: She's not a rodent.
Lily: This is a really good movie.
Chipmunk:... how can you see it through Moon's head...? Or is it through Whitney's back?
Lily: X-ray vision.
Chipmunk: ... Oh, right...
Left to right: Whitney talking to Sarah, Ashley walking past, Kellen talking to Felicity, and Lily talking to Kiri.
Lily: I hope we get a trip to the beach after this.
Chipmunk: *sigh*
Felicity: When do we get to the kissing? The kissing sounds fun.
Kellen: Kissing is good. When do we get to that?
Chipmunk: Whenever it says so in the challenge.
Kellen: Have you seen the bars on the doors? Is this a prison.
Chipmunk: It was an aesthetic choice, and no, it's a loony bin.
Felicity: A former loony bin.
Chipmunk: *looks around* ... I stand by my statement.
Kiri and Lily both looking pretty.
Lily: The tatters on my sleeves defy gravity.
Chipmunk: Look on the bright side, most of Kiri's dress does too,
Kellen: Kiri, you look lovely.
Kiri: Why, thank you.
Chipmunk: *stage whisper* Eyes up, Kellen, eyes up!
Kiri: What was that?
Chipmunk: Must have been a... ghost?
Random meal shot, notice that Kellen is eating a salad and Whitney, Moon, and Ashley all chose turkey.
A slightly better shot of Sarah.
Sarah: From the back.
Chipmunk: She has me there.
Sarah profile and Kiri skipping lunch entirely and heading straight on to desert.
Kiri: Just Jell-o. No chocolate cake.
Chipmunk: I'll complain to management.
Kellen: No, the big rodent in the sky said we couldn't have a stove, something about insurance rates.
Chipmunk: ... At least he didn't call me a rat precisely...
Lily: So when did she say the kissing came.
Whitney: She left it kind of vague.
Felicity back at the TV.
Felicity: And you're still talking.
Chipmunk: She has me there.
Another movie.
Chipmunk: I didn't think chickens played checkers.
Felicity: I didn't think chipmunks talked.
Chipmunk: ... Memo to me, get a cheesecake shot of her in the shower.
Lily: Cowboys used to make chili on the trails.
Moon: Chili sounds good.
Felicity: No stove.
Chipmunk: Insurance!
Ashley paying moon a compliment. At least it's not on her neckline and Felicity and Whitney standing around watching.
Chipmunk: Where are Sarah and Kellen... Whoa totally did not see that coming... Look ma, almost no heels!
Sarah: I like sports.
Chipmunk: Too bad neither of you are very good at them. *whistles innocently*
Just the edge of Whitney's bloomers as she watches TV with Kiri, Felicity and Ashley hang out and Moon sits down.
Just Moon looking very pretty and gothic.
Sarah: ... and kissing...
Chipmunk: This kissing thing keeps coming up.
Kellen: Agh! What's she doing?
Chipmunk: I believe she's tickling you, Kellen.
Kellen: Oh, well, you can't blame me for being... concerned. You're the one who's always saying she's evil.
Chipmunk: Yeah, but she's a nice sort of evil.
Kellen: That tickles!
More pointless "I'm pretty" shots
Kiri: It's never pointless to say you're pretty.
Chipmunk: Very true.
Chipmunk: Kellen! Eyes up
Lily: That "ghost" sounds and awful lot like the Chipmunk in the sky.
Chipmunk: Just Chipmunk is fine.
Kiri's bored--and still defying gravity.
Kiri: My boobs wouldn't dare slip.
Chipmunk: *cough* You might get more compliments that way...
Kiri: Hmph, I don't need those sorts of compliments.
And Sarah playing catch with Whitney, who has been strangely quiet through out this episode to finish off the day. (They're still not any good at catching)
~Steph